Life is rough for a cat

The Snark

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Have... to.... snark....
Have you considered getting rid of the monsters and getting real cats? I mean, come on! We all know Siamese are demons incarnate.
 

SilverTycho

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We got the hammock from Etsy seller CatastrophiCreations.

Have... to.... snark....
Have you considered getting rid of the monsters and getting real cats? I mean, come on! We all know Siamese are demons incarnate.
There's a reason when we got our third cat, we chose another black one (though, she might be a siamese mix). My boyfriend said we were not allowed to get another siamese. Peru is very lovable and even great going to the vet, but boy can he be a jerk. Our computer and TV speakers are held down by tape due to Peru knocking everything off tables when he's hungry (which could be less than an hour after a meal) Lol
 

The Snark

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Easy way to tell if your cat is Siamese if in doubt. Get a not Siamese cat and compare. One seems to be on tranquilzers compared to the other which is obviously intent on destroying the known world and/or making your life miserable.

IE:
Me: You don't want to pet her when she's in that mood.
Visitor: Oh she's so cute!
Me: You don't want to pet her when she's in that mood.
V: She's purring so loud!
Me: You don't want to pet her when she's in that mood.
V: Oh don't be a meany.
Me: You don't want to pet her when she's in that mood.
V: She's cuddling.
Me: You don't want to pet her when she's in that mood.
V: So sweet!
Me: You don't want to pet her when she's in that mood.
V: ...What's she doing?
Me: Having sex with your leg or it's a bizarre satanic ritual. Haven't figured out which yet.
 
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Lucky Luciano

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The one on the right is clearly just a tiny guy in a cat suit, realizing his cover might just have been compromised...
 
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