A friend's family was celebrating Christmas dinner, and turkey was on the menu. :} The friend's father-in-law was eagerly anticipating his turkey drumstick, and the mood was festive. They were all gathered in the living room, opening presents and such, when my friend heard some howling. It was coming from the laundry room, and upon investigating he discovered that the family cat had stolen a drumstick and retreated to eat it. There was nothing left but the bare bone, and the cat was so stuffed it was laying on its back with its paws in the air, howling, unable to move. 
The father-in-law was ready to strangle the cat, but he was laughing too hard. My friend even had to carry the cat to the litter box for the next couple of days.
The father-in-law was ready to strangle the cat, but he was laughing too hard. My friend even had to carry the cat to the litter box for the next couple of days. 
