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Two days ago I went pure brain fart and walked right through a orb weaver web I had been watching, I knew was there, and I even checked on a few hours earlier.
A few minutes later something went rappelling off my head and looking down there is the cutey, distraught and ambling around aimlessly.
I coaxed her onto my hand and deposited her on a nearby deffenbachia with plenty of other bushes where she could build a new web.
She frantically walked around the leaf, all four front legs waving about as she tried to find some trace of her former web. Thanks for making me feel even more like a schmuck, gal.
And then this morning, YEAY TEAM SPORK! A new web in a safer place and near twice the size! Happy happy, joy joy.
Then looking back where her old web was 10 feet away is another smaller web with a smaller darker brown version of her. NUTS!! Has to be her hubby. Involuntary divorce thanks to a human going dork.
A few minutes later something went rappelling off my head and looking down there is the cutey, distraught and ambling around aimlessly.
I coaxed her onto my hand and deposited her on a nearby deffenbachia with plenty of other bushes where she could build a new web.
She frantically walked around the leaf, all four front legs waving about as she tried to find some trace of her former web. Thanks for making me feel even more like a schmuck, gal.
And then this morning, YEAY TEAM SPORK! A new web in a safer place and near twice the size! Happy happy, joy joy.

Then looking back where her old web was 10 feet away is another smaller web with a smaller darker brown version of her. NUTS!! Has to be her hubby. Involuntary divorce thanks to a human going dork.