help please on corn snake!

[reptillian]

my corn snake is one year old and hasnt eaten for five weeks y is this please help! :8o

 

[roach dude]

im reptillian im now sharing my account my snake has respiratory problems fingers crossed

 

[Sheri]

I've heard they have medication for that.

The split personality thing.
The excessive use of smileys though... no known treatment for that.

So, what's the deal with the snake?