Frog funnys x 2 yesterday

The Snark

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As I was riding my bike on a narrow lane with verges overgrown on both sides, out jumps a 2 inch or so frog and right behind it, a snake. The frog is in pure panic mode and instead of crossing the road it heads on down it. The snake was about 4 feet long, a uniform olive tan color without any markings whatever from tip of nose to tip of tail. For me it was fascinating as they were only 8 feet away or so and both ignoring me completely.
There were a few problems. The snake was just not oriented with prey going up and down. I suspect it even lost sight of the frog at the apex of each jump. The snake was also way overpowered. Visualize a AA dragster trying to pace a bicycle. This resulted in the frog sometimes coming down almost on the snakes head and few times behind it's head. To make matters worse, even when the frog came down in target range and distance the snake couldn't coordinate it's fast-slow-fast-slow along with coiling a little for a strike. They careened inconclusively on down the road for about 30 feet and finally off into the verge on the other side. The grass thrashed around for a while as the snake tried to find it's prey. I peeked into the grass to see the snake staring into the trickle of water of a small canal, probably grumbling to itself.

Evening at a friends restaurant. Sitting at an outside table near a canal. The termites started swarming. A frog appears, then another. Major pig out on the smooth concrete. A few more frogs peep out of the grass. I call in to delay our dinner being delivered and we sit very still. By ones, twos, then little groups, it turns into a insect and amphibian free for all. The termites raining down, the frogs so thick they are sitting on each other. A few even took to the high ground, sitting on our shoes. I give the restaurant a 10 for the entertainment alone.
 

Tarantula155

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I enjoyed reading that. I love coming across moments like this^ myself. If I was there and if the snake caught the frog, I would personally help the frog. Just me. :smile:
 

The Snark

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I enjoyed reading that. I love coming across moments like this^ myself. If I was there and if the snake caught the frog, I would personally help the frog. Just me. :smile:
While I fully share your sentiments, there is a LOT of rationalizing I'd be doing. First, being the good samaritan was how I got tagged by a rattler - yes they can strike almost straight up... Then the possibility it was a juvenile king cobra and even though I always carry a hook now and if it only got a little nip, I would easily be next on it's agenda. But more likely it would be an inch or two down a kings throat. They are past masters at the frog glomp and swallow, capable of taking one every few seconds. Then if it was some other snake with fixed fangs it's almost certain it would be envenomed and so on. All in all, best to let nature run it's course instead of me running to the hospital then having to face my other and the several tons of flaming ridicule that would follow me explaining what I did.
 
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