Cold Blooded Rubber Animal Killers

The Snark

Dumpster Fire of the Gods
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Back in my less sedate days I would take a cabbage and install about an ounce of ______iodide*. I would then place the cabbage at the very side of the road where people would have to deliberately attack it to get their dose of coleslaw undercoating. So, just a thought. A courteous driver training operation using the same method but substituting fake turtles, snakes, hedgehogs etc. ???

* Left blank on purpose. You figure out the chemical/formula if you want.
 
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kalebo1

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Wow that was awesome. There are some heartless people out there. If that was Leonardo or Rafael that Shredder ran over he would definitely have a flat tire!!! It must have been Michaelangelo or Donatello. LOL!
 
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Travis K

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That was uber funny yet very sad at the same time.
 

PrettyHate

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I am kinna glad to see that the turtle was hit less than the other animals. It isnt that I hate snakes, and I obviously dont hate Ts, but I have a real soft spot for turtles!
 

MarkmD

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That was funny as heck lol, I do feel sorry for the real animals though, thanks for sharing that vid.
 

poisoned

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My god, people actually drive over animals on purpose?

I'm so sad when I drive over frog on accident, but it can get really hard to drive slalom between them in spring time.
 

The Snark

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I need to cheer people up here. Cal Trans was expanding a freeway in the Bay area a while back. Some sensible city council members took note of things and that the new road would cut a slough in half and severely jeopardize an amphibian habitat. Cal Trans pulled their weight as usual but the city was intractable. Protect the habitat or no road.

To make a long story short, the wetlands protection act and endangered species protection act was upheld. Berkeley got an elevated roadway with a toad and frog crossing underpass. :biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:
Cal Trans, go suck eggs. Respect your mother.
 
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