An ode to jumping spiders:

[SalticusScenicusStar]

Jumping spiders are smart,
They have a long heart,
They come in great varieties,
They never experience anxieties,
They can get as large as 0.98 inches,
They will never do pinches,
They have very keen binocular eyesight,
They will never have splice site,
Jumping spiders are the best,
And they will never be a pest

 

[Poonjab]

Jumping spiders are cool,
I caught one at school,
I also saved one from the pool,
They’ll make you feel like a fool.
They can get as large as a dogs toe nail
They’ll crawl and crap on your mail
They have eyes like flies
They’ll watch you naked like spies,
Jumping spiders are the rad,
Now go pimp slap your dad 🧔🏻‍♀️

 

[Nicole C G]

Jumping spiders are red,
And Jumping spiders are blue,
Jumping spiders are purple,
And Jumping spiders are orange,
jumping spiders are brown,
Jumping spiders are cyan,
Jumping spiders are yellow,
Jumping spiders are translucent,
Jumping spiders are green,
Jumping spiders have eyes,
Jumping spiders eat flies,
They are super small
yeah
Also they have legs

 

[SalticusScenicusStar]

Jumping spiders are cool,
They are definitely not fools,
They can eat pests,
They make comfy nests,
They have patterns on their backs,
They don’t need to pay tax,
They don’t to go to school,
Indeed,
Jumping spiders rule

 

[SalticusScenicusStar]

They don’t to go to school

Oops, I forgot to add the word: need.

 

[pongdict]

Oops, I forgot to add the word: need.

Go edit your original post?

 

[SalticusScenicusStar]

Jumping spiders are cool,
They are definitely not fools,
They can eat pests,
They make comfy nests,
They have patterns on their backs,
They don’t need to pay tax,
They don’t need to go to school,
Indeed,
Jumping spiders rule

 

[viper69]

Jumpers rock

 

[8 legged]

Unfortunately I woke up cynical today...

I have no idea how you work or what you need.
It is me - the two legged freak.
On Facebook they say you're so great,
so I have to be your dismal fate!
Big eyes, oh how great - I have to have, I have to have...
Even if this means your sudden death!