Words cannot describe...

[Sathane]

The stupidity...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/new...e-trying-to-kill-a-spider-with-a-lighter.html

 

[xhexdx]

Yeah, that's pretty dumb.

And I think I can say that this time and nobody will give me a hard time about it! :}

 

[wedge07]

Brilliant! Just brilliant! LOL! He needs to be nominated for a Darwin award (do you have to die to receive a Darwin award?).

 

[Sathane]

HAHA! I'd have to agree but I wouldn't bet on it.

Yeah, that's pretty dumb.

And I think I can say that this time and nobody will give me a hard time about it! :}

 

[Sathane]

I'm pretty sure you have to die or remove yourself from the gene pool in some way. Like the guy that put his testicles in a golf ball cleaning machine...

Brilliant! Just brilliant! LOL! He needs to be nominated for a Darwin award (do you have to die to receive a Darwin award?).

 

[EightLeggedFrea]

I've heard some pretty ridiculous stories of this type, but not of this magnitude! I hope the spider was OK though.

 

[Miz]

Brilliant! Just brilliant! LOL! He needs to be nominated for a Darwin award (do you have to die to receive a Darwin award?).

He gets an honorable mention, at least.

 

[spiderfield]

Great story! haha.......it'd have been a riot if they added that the spider escaped without harm!

 

[JC50]

I'm pretty sure you have to die or remove yourself from the gene pool in some way. Like the guy that put his testicles in a golf ball cleaning machine...

Can you say OUCH!

 

[burmish101]

Thats almost as good as that guy who cut off his man parts with a chef knife to win the pain olympics. He died.

 

[Miz]

Thats almost as good as that guy who cut off his man parts with a chef knife to win the pain olympics. He died.

I just died a little bit inside.

 

[peachypaderna]

Great story! haha.......it'd have been a riot if they added that the spider escaped without harm!

--if the spider escaped unscathed and was later found happily spinning a web by the charred areas of the house. Hyuk hyuk.

 

[codykrr]

Thats almost as good as that guy who cut off his man parts with a chef knife to win the pain olympics. He died.

the guy from BME pain olympics.....! he didnt die!, he did have to have major surgery though. and also he used notonly a butcher knife, but a hatchet too. he cut his testies off with the hatchet and then used the butcher knife for the other stuff. look it up...omg it makesme want to cry!

 

[BrynWilliams]

genius piece of journalism.

Serves him right.

 

[SylverTear]

the guy from BME pain olympics.....! he didnt die!, he did have to have major surgery though. and also he used notonly a butcher knife, but a hatchet too. he cut his testies off with the hatchet and then used the butcher knife for the other stuff. look it up...omg it makesme want to cry!

EE GADS!...No more...No more...NONONONONONONONONO.

lol *shiver and twitch*

 

[Radamanthys]

I think that's pretty normal. Now excuse me while i kill a roach thats crawling up my chest with a drill, just a sec.

 

[Sathane]

I think that's pretty normal. Now excuse me while i kill a roach thats crawling up my chest with a drill, just a sec.

LMAO. "Gah! A cricket just crawled up my pant leg!! Where did I put that grenade?!"

 

[wedge07]

the guy from BME pain olympics.....! he didnt die!, he did have to have major surgery though. and also he used notonly a butcher knife, but a hatchet too. he cut his testies off with the hatchet and then used the butcher knife for the other stuff. look it up...omg it makesme want to cry!

Words cannot describe my reaction after reading this post.

 

[Miz]

The guy that burned his house up should be smacked in the head.

The guy that removed his manhood should be kicked in the.... oh wait...

 

[jme]

hahaha thats awsome i hope that spiders lays an egg sack right above his bed


the pain olympicks make me quiver insider so rong :8o