ChanTheMan
Arachnopeon
- Joined
- Feb 9, 2017
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- 27
I have one, any reason to have 2 over 1?
(please I need reasons)
(please I need reasons)
Well... son, frankly there's always a reason, in life, for desire always something more, for desire 'one more' thing.I have one, any reason to have 2 over 1?
(please I need reasons)
Steve Jobs knew this very well.Well... son, frankly there's always a reason, in life, for desire always something more, for desire 'one more' thing.
You shouldn't. No one should have more than 1. It is immoral and unethical to have more than 1. In fact everyone who owns more than 1 should just pick their 1 favorite and send the rest to me. Then I will be the only immoral and unethical one. It is a big responsibility I know, but it is a burden I am willing to take on for the good of my fellow arachnid enthusiasts. In fact there is evidence that keeping more than 1 of any arachnid is wrong so to be on the safe side you should all just send me all your arachnids and I'll deal with the consequences later. No need to thank me just keep on sending those packages. Just knowing I have helped a fellow human being is all the thanks I need.
more the better !!!I have one, any reason to have 2 over 1?
(please I need reasons)
If you have to question why you want multiple then they are probably not the thing for you to keep, stick to your one until you feel ready for more.I have one, any reason to have 2 over 1?
(please I need reasons)
Because its the next step towards a t-room of courseI have one, any reason to have 2 over 1?
(please I need reasons)
1) "but Johnny's mom lets him get two tarantulas"I have one, any reason to have 2 over 1?
(please I need reasons)
Reply: "Of course. And even a Ferrari, for that matter. You know exactly which kind of work Johnny's mom do for living?"1) "but Johnny's mom lets him get two tarantulas"
Reply: "The ones we have in our garage and in the cellar, on the other hand, are for free."2) "But they were selling it for such a good price!"
Reply: "Son, no one affected by 'compulsive buying disorder' seek spiders. Try harder."3) "I dont have that one yet, and I need to get all of them"
Reply: "No, don't worry for that sweety, you don't have OCD at all, trust me4) "I've got OCD and I can't stand just having one species from that genus, I need to get all of them. ALL of them"
Reply: "I'm not sure if you have noticed that Detroit in those recent years isn't anymore the Detroit of back then, kid. Even if someone keeps talking about 'privileges here, priviliges there...' we are living in full SNAP5) "You spent 1600 bucks on shoes in a single shopping trip so shut up and let me have this"
Reply: "West Point? Hello, hello?..."6) Ignore option 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5 just buy one without telling anybody. You know what, but two without telling anybody... or three