Tarantula Jokes!

[Your Uncle Jeb]

Saw this idea on a previous thread and wanted an updated version:

+What's a baby tarantula's favorite TV provider? +



+What's a pokie's favorite band?+

p.METALLICA!

+What did Grandma steal?+

Grammostola tarantula!

 

[Jurdon]

What do you call a male T who never gets to mate?



Neoholothele incel

 

[EulersK]

What do you call an under cover arachnid?

A SPYder.