Funny Ebay Tarantula Find! But this one was "Trained by a Spider Trainer!"

[funguy@heart]

I doubt iits a kid. If you think that's crazy, there is a guy on Faunaclassifieds.com that is selling Dwarf American Alligators. Bad enough they don't exist but the guy is based in Brooklyn. He can't buy any snake over 6 Feet but I can sell Alligators! I understand you can buy almost anything online but are people that stupid, he could have at least said he lived in New Jersey or something.


You can't fix stupid!

 

[mschemmy]

What ever that seller is smokin, I want some too!!

 

[-Sarah-]

"She isn't Poisonous and is harmful" ua.... waht???? there not poisonous there venomous

I laughed SO hard when I read that - she's not poisonous, but is harmful!

Wow, how retarded is that

 

[8by8]

Give the guy a break. No one here has heard about Aphonopelma goldbricki?
When they molt, the inside of the exavium is lined with precious gold leaf. You people need to use the search function

 

[MrsWTownsend]

I wonder if it's leash trained too... *giggle*

 

[JTC5150]

I contacted the guy and he even taught it to get you a beer from the fridge on command!

 

[Scoolman]

The grammar of the post gives the impression the seller is not from America. It is most likely a scam; a bad scam.
Also the item given for scale appears to be a business card. Typical business cards have a width of 2". How can they say the T is 4"? I posted a question for the seller, let's see what comes back.

 

[JTC5150]

The grammer of the post givs the impression the poster is not from America. It is most likely a scam; a bad scam.

Eye saw notin rong wit grahmer lol!

 

[mschemmy]

I contacted the guy and he even taught it to get you a beer from the fridge on command!

I will pay double the asking price then!!!

 

[Onagro]

I hope that T poops P. Metallica at that price!

 

[ZergFront]

Give the guy a break. No one here has heard about Aphonopelma goldbricki?
When they molt, the inside of the exavium is lined with precious gold leaf. You people need to use the search function

Wow cool.

It's not that hard to harness-train tarantulas; it's keeping the neightbor's cat off of it while your walking her that's the problem. Darned hawk scooped up my B.smithi two weeks ago. :liar:

 

[MizM]

Thanks for sharing. That is, by far, the funniest one I've seen yet!

 

[Kathy]

Drats! The listing has been removed.....now I can't see it. Oh....thanks zerg! I just saw your picture. 100 for shipping. Poor little tarantula, I hope he/she is being taken care of properly.

 

[MizM]

Drats! The listing has been removed.....now I can't see it. Oh....thanks zerg! I just saw your picture. 100 for shipping. Poor little tarantula, I hope he/she is being taken care of properly.

See post #5, it has a link where you can view it.

 

[DamoK21]

Grammostola rosea 1cm leg span for sale

£600 ($1200) or best offer what do you say, I trained it myself it barks, it farts, hell if you ask nicely shell give you a complimentary blow ........

she is harmful but wont bite and never has done. I do not ship so collect it yourself.

£100 for shipping ($200 for shipping)

Her name is mike and she has a good personality and did i mention shell sing you to sleep ?

yes thats right people come get your rare, trained Grammostola now.

if your not sure about it ask the A.hetzi who i also trained, give her a call on 0800 RIPOFF 244

;P

 

[Dignity]

haha

£600 ($1200) or best offer what do you say, I trained it myself it barks, it farts, hell if you ask nicely shell give you a complimentary blow ........

she is harmful but wont bite and never has done. I do not ship so collect it yourself.

£100 for shipping ($200 for shipping)

Her name is mike and she has a good personality and did i mention shell sing you to sleep ?

yes thats right people come get your rare, trained Grammostola now.

if your not sure about it ask the A.hetzi who i also trained, give her a call on 0800 RIPOFF 244

;P

LOL LOL LOL

Poor little T though =[

 

[pearldrummer]

So.... I have a G. pulchripes that is trained as a bulldozer. I wonder how much I could get for him.

 

[cacoseraph]

heh






of course, i actually did break in a few spiders to being handled and probably could have sold them for more to ppl who saw me working with them... but that takes away from the funniness =P

 

[dirty munky]

I bought the tarantula its currently doing my dishes earlier today it mowed the lawn and gave my girlfriend a pedicure this thing is awesome I am going to hire the spider trainers to train my whole collection why didn't I think of this sooner.After it cooks dinner I am going to have it change the oil on the harley after walking the dogs.

 

[Ryujia]

I bought the tarantula its currently doing my dishes earlier today it mowed the lawn and gave my girlfriend a pedicure this thing is awesome I am going to hire the spider trainers to train my whole collection why didn't I think of this sooner.After it cooks dinner I am going to have it change the oil on the harley after walking the dogs.

lol Sounds more like a servant then a trained pet!