When someone screams about a "huge" spider and when you see it you proceed to make remarks about how much bigger your scorpions and Ts are. (Some girls in my school were checking out this one orb weaver and I just walked passed thinking about how much bigger my Sicarius is compared to it)
For maybe the 5th time the spider rappels off her hand as she tries to open the door and take it outside. Irked, she gets up in it's face. "Will you STOP THAT!!!"
The jumper meekly reels in and gets back up on her hand for the ride.