You have an arach oriented life when...

PanzoN88

Arachnodemon
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Sep 15, 2014
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When you try to catch every single one you find in or around your house (i had a wolfie i caught for a couple weeks before i let him go, he was a devil)
 

Stugy

Arachnolord
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Apr 21, 2016
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When someone screams about a "huge" spider and when you see it you proceed to make remarks about how much bigger your scorpions and Ts are. (Some girls in my school were checking out this one orb weaver and I just walked passed thinking about how much bigger my Sicarius is compared to it)
 

The Snark

Dumpster Fire of the Gods
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Her: "You've got two spiders in your hair! Go stick your head out the window."
Me: "The same kind?"
Her: "The itty bitty little porch."
Me: "Orb weavers. We have got to work on your nomenclature."

(We have a ballooning fest going right now. All sorts of cute but turning up everywhere.)
 

KevinsWither

Arachnolord
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Jul 11, 2014
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When almost all the hoes be staying away from you cause of your hobby. (I find this an advantage in dating and a disadvantage)
 

RepugnantOoze

Arachnosquire
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Nov 29, 2016
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When your girl decided you can have six tarantulas before you even ask. Then you ask does that also apply to true spiders?

I'm just lucky I got a girlfriend before starting my collection bahaha
 

The Snark

Dumpster Fire of the Gods
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For maybe the 5th time the spider rappels off her hand as she tries to open the door and take it outside. Irked, she gets up in it's face. "Will you STOP THAT!!!"
The jumper meekly reels in and gets back up on her hand for the ride.

So you whisper horses and bellow at Salticids.
 
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