Advertisement A good plan, but here is better one. Land in Nigeria. Leave the capital city as soon as you can. Travel at night to the border of the country you wish to visit. Bribe the border guard. Ask for a guide (its usually his brother). Ask him to take you to a neutral village. Bribe the village elder (for silence of your presence). Ask the children to take you to where you might find scorpions. Leave the same day, as you came.