Chris LXXIX
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This thread of mine is an open (virtual) letter to all of you, arachnid-pundits worldwide always busy and prone to change/move/re-change/re-move Theraphosidae/genus/names/whatever like nothing.
I can't accept anymore this nonsense. I can't accept anymore this laughable situation that doesn't give justice to the best Theraphosidae ever nor to the arachnid world in general.
Do you think that the Goddess 0.1 Pelinobius muticus doesn't exists? Well, you're wrong!
No! I/We're Not Gonna Take It (Twisted Sister, btw) u_u
Therefore it's time to take a stand and state facts once and for all.
As a devoted humble Priest of the Goddess 0.1 Pelinobius muticus PBUH (Peace Be Upon Her) I was called by the African ancient red earth to Evangelize the others about the greatness of the 0.1 Pelinobius muticus PBUH (Peace Be Upon Her), our Benign Mother, our lovely rear legs Mother.
A lot of people loves the Goddess. A lot of people weren't deaf to the Goddess call, and decided to buy one. You can't act like if we doesn't exist. So my conditions:
1)
You, arachno-pundits, needs to take action, starting from accept the new 'common name' (even if I, and most of us, doesn't like common names) and the new common name is:
- Queen Baboon.
Queen, not anymore King. Why continue to call/view with a manly male term (King) something that 'you' imagine like the 0.1 are? Please, stop that madness.
1.0 Pelinobius muticus are little, IMO ugly, and needed only for breeding thus create new Goddess :-s
A brave man, Mike's Basic Tarantulas, already has 'Queen' on the common name part:
http://www.mikebasictarantula.com/Pel-muticus-care-sheet.html
2)
Recognize that 0.1 Pelinobius muticus is a unique Theraphosidae and that She deserve the status of Goddess.
Doesn't exists another Theraphosidae with such rear legs, impressive size, lovely attitude. Doesn't exist a Pelinobius genus: exist Pelinobius muticus, where 1.0 specimens lives only for continue, eternally, the Goddess legacy.
You, arachno-pundits, can't anymore remain blind and deaf to this incontrovertible Love, Passion, Struggle of millions :-s
You need to recognize Us, devoted 0.1 Goddess Pelinobius muticus humble followers, as a Legit part of the arachnid world.
So, again:
- common name: 'Queen Baboon'
- status: Goddess 0.1 Pelinobius muticus PBUH (Peace Be Upon Her)
- correct nomenclature (to use only in special occasions, such birthday/date of Goddess purchase/gravid joy etc):
"Ruler of Theraphosidae, Her Excellency, Field Baboon Hissing Supreme Matriarchy Leader, VC, DSO, MC, Goddess of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea, Ruler of ALL Africa red earth land with Uganda and Kenya dry savannah in particular."
Thank You for your time, arachno-pundits
"... Do not be offended by keepers who come from distant countries and are 'deaf' to the Hissing Revelations, because: "Whoever it isn't Against the Goddess is for the Goddess". (Chris LXXIX 9:40)
I can't accept anymore this nonsense. I can't accept anymore this laughable situation that doesn't give justice to the best Theraphosidae ever nor to the arachnid world in general.
Do you think that the Goddess 0.1 Pelinobius muticus doesn't exists? Well, you're wrong!
No! I/We're Not Gonna Take It (Twisted Sister, btw) u_u
Therefore it's time to take a stand and state facts once and for all.
As a devoted humble Priest of the Goddess 0.1 Pelinobius muticus PBUH (Peace Be Upon Her) I was called by the African ancient red earth to Evangelize the others about the greatness of the 0.1 Pelinobius muticus PBUH (Peace Be Upon Her), our Benign Mother, our lovely rear legs Mother.
A lot of people loves the Goddess. A lot of people weren't deaf to the Goddess call, and decided to buy one. You can't act like if we doesn't exist. So my conditions:
1)
You, arachno-pundits, needs to take action, starting from accept the new 'common name' (even if I, and most of us, doesn't like common names) and the new common name is:
- Queen Baboon.
Queen, not anymore King. Why continue to call/view with a manly male term (King) something that 'you' imagine like the 0.1 are? Please, stop that madness.
1.0 Pelinobius muticus are little, IMO ugly, and needed only for breeding thus create new Goddess :-s
A brave man, Mike's Basic Tarantulas, already has 'Queen' on the common name part:
http://www.mikebasictarantula.com/Pel-muticus-care-sheet.html
2)
Recognize that 0.1 Pelinobius muticus is a unique Theraphosidae and that She deserve the status of Goddess.
Doesn't exists another Theraphosidae with such rear legs, impressive size, lovely attitude. Doesn't exist a Pelinobius genus: exist Pelinobius muticus, where 1.0 specimens lives only for continue, eternally, the Goddess legacy.
You, arachno-pundits, can't anymore remain blind and deaf to this incontrovertible Love, Passion, Struggle of millions :-s
You need to recognize Us, devoted 0.1 Goddess Pelinobius muticus humble followers, as a Legit part of the arachnid world.
So, again:
- common name: 'Queen Baboon'
- status: Goddess 0.1 Pelinobius muticus PBUH (Peace Be Upon Her)
- correct nomenclature (to use only in special occasions, such birthday/date of Goddess purchase/gravid joy etc):
"Ruler of Theraphosidae, Her Excellency, Field Baboon Hissing Supreme Matriarchy Leader, VC, DSO, MC, Goddess of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea, Ruler of ALL Africa red earth land with Uganda and Kenya dry savannah in particular."
Thank You for your time, arachno-pundits
"... Do not be offended by keepers who come from distant countries and are 'deaf' to the Hissing Revelations, because: "Whoever it isn't Against the Goddess is for the Goddess". (Chris LXXIX 9:40)
