I'm only upset that I didn't think of it first. What a scam. Well not scam really because the buyer knows what they are getting (unless they are stupid enough to think there really is a Tarantula University and they go around calling themselves a doctor)
OK, what I'm really mad about is that I flunked out of T.U. after my freshman year (too much partying) and I didn't even know they offered a doctoral program.