Tarantula jokes

robbie

Arachnosquire
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okay here is my return to the arachnoboards.....

What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?
If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital!
:}

How do you spot a modern Tarantula?
He has a website!
{D
 

Terry D

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Okay, If you were riding down the street in your canoe and your t fell off, how many golfballs would it take to................? :wall: I know- epic FAIL! {D
 

Hobo

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My witty, old fashioned Grandpa (who loves hearing me ramble on about my spiders):
"How does a tarantula male have it better than a (human) male?

Well, the tarantula might kill him right after sex or if she doesn't he, gets to find another one. The human has to get married."

"What's the difference between a spider and my ex wife?

One is a disgusting, hairy, leggy creature that you just want to kill with the heel of your shoe. The other is a spider."
 

Tindalos

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My witty, old fashioned Grandpa (who loves hearing me ramble on about my spiders):
"How does a tarantula male have it better than a (human) male?

Well, the tarantula might kill him right after sex or if she doesn't he, gets to find another one. The human has to get married."

"What's the difference between a spider and my ex wife?

One is a disgusting, hairy, leggy creature that you just want to kill with the heel of your shoe. The other is a spider."
hahahahahahahahaha at the last one!
 

CAK

Arachnoknight
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What does Bumping Gramma's Card Table at the bingo hall and bumping your OBT cage have in common?

They both Flip Out! :worship: Jerry Seinfeld... Here I come!!!! :D
 
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