Tarantula jokes

Chris_Skeleton

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Well I thought of a good joke and so I decided to start a thread. If anyone else has any jokes they've heard or made up about tarantulas. Please share. Here's mine:

Whats the difference between humans and tarantulas?
Human males NEVER mature.
 

mcluskyisms

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Heres one I saw on someones status over here in the UK

Whats tarantulas and hookers got in common???

They can both leave you with a nasty itch
 

gumby

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my profile pic is kind of a joke but you cant read it now that it is resized
 

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Heres one I saw on someones status over here in the UK

Whats tarantulas and hookers got in common???

They can both leave you with a nasty itch
{D

Not so much a joke, but when my T's burrow, we refer to it as 'making dig-dig'. It's dumb, infantile, and makes us giggle every single time. :D
 

Arachnethegreek

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I like one of the posters on the boards signature. Not
many women like a guy that smells like vodka following them, askin if they want to see you hairy parahybana probably doesn't help.
 

Mamisha-X

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XP I am going to end up using these around my friends and they will look at me like i am an idiot :}
 

killy

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Whats the difference between humans and tarantulas?
Human males NEVER mature.
{D{D{DI laughed at this one too!

Here's my contribution -

What's a tarantula's favorite sport?

... Cricket.

What's a tarantula's favorite ride?

... A roach coach.

How are New Yorkers and tarantulas alike?

... They live in burroughs.

Why is my B vagans called a "Mexican Red Rump"?

... Because "Pit Bull" is already taken

What do an injured horse and a Killy tarantula joke have in common?

... They're both lame ...


(I included this last one because I know that if I didn't one of you scoundrels would have done it for me!) {D{D{D{D
 

Kirsten

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Only knee-slapper I can think of is me getting any more T's anytime soon (or far, really) Yeah, pathetic:(:8o

Is it wrong of me to kind of like the hooker one, though?
 

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My fav is "how many tarantulas does it take to screw in a light bulb?"



Only one if its a Lampropelma!haha!{D
 

Chris_Skeleton

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LOL...Wasn't trying to be rude. Just didn't find the joke funny. It seemed like something a girl would come up with.
Dies that make it less funny? What if a girl said it lol. Anyway I'll admit it. I'm a guy and guys never mature.
 

MissChelly

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Dies that make it less funny? What if a girl said it lol. Anyway I'll admit it. I'm a guy and guys never mature.
*shrugs* I found it funny. :p Granted, I'm a girl... but my boyfriend could admit to the immaturity! LOL.
 
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