Stuff tarantula collectors DON'T say

Moakmeister

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I'm thinking about making a Youtube video with that "Stuff X people DON'T say" theme, so I need some suggestions on what to do in the video. Here are some examples:

"I think I'm ready for my 19th LP"
"Pet stores give the best advice"
"I wish we would change P. muticus's name back to what it used to be"
"Wouldn't it be cool if Old Worlds had urticating hairs?"
"I think I want a centipede"
"Backwater Reptiles? Yeah"
"Nah nah, sell those roaches, and buy crickets"
"Maybe I......................DO have enough tarantulas"
"I should breed my LPs"
"I get all my husbandry tips from Deadly Tarantula Girl"

EDIT: Came up with a few more:

"So my G. pulchra turned out to be a male, but it's okay. I love him just the same"
"I wish my tarantulas would hide more"
"I wish my A. geniculata would kick more hairs at me"
"My Nhandu doesn't kick enough hairs"
"I wish my T. apophysis would, like, kick MORE hairs at me"
"Arachnoboards? What's that?"
"I didn't cry when Sammy died"
"Charanchula"
"This hobby isn't addicting, and I always know when to stop getting new tarantulas"
"*sigh* and that's my one tarantula order per year!"
"So my girlfriend and I"
 
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Chris LXXIX

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You should talk about Peanut, instead. It's incredible how much egoist you are, not sharing with the world everything you learned from the only tamed Theraphosidae :troll:
 
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nicodimus22

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"My Ts are soooo much work!"
"Do I handle them? Hell, I juggle them."
"Yes, tarantulas have been portrayed very accurately in movies and television."
"I prefer common names. Who uses those weird Latin words anyway?"
"I try to cross-breed different species of tarantulas together all the time...hybrids are AWESOME!"
"Tongs? Who needs tongs? Just reach in there, man..."
"Brawndo has what tarantulas crave. It has electrolytes!"
 

DrowsyLids

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"I keep all kinds of species in the same enclosure, as long as their from the same region. It's like that in the wild"

Or almost anything that ends in "because that's how it is in the wild"
 

KezyGLA

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"Whats wrong with woodchips?"

"Heatmats should be on the bottom of enclosures if anywhere"
 

basin79

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"I'm glad it wasn't me that found the wandering spider in a bunch of bananas the news reported on".
 

EulersK

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What's with all the urticating setae hate? I actually do wish that my OW's could kick hair :sorry:
 
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