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Have we got the perfect dog for you!! A lady down the road got an English Bulldog because it was very expensive and quite the thing for the effete (2nd definition) Thai elite to own. She did no research. We took the dog home and babysat her for 3 days. She's still puppyish though full grown. Let's see. She leaves enough of a trail of slobber to make walking on the slick ceramic tile floor hazardous. Her breath could knock a buzzard off a poopwagon, she farts silently about once a minute and really lets one rip that rattles the windows every 10 minutes or so, snores are reminiscent of the cattle lowing across the river, smells like a 4th degree Bangkok canal, and either gets to sleep with us on our bed or whines and piddles downstairs all night.Haha, I find the snoring helps me go to sleep. But I can't sleep in silence, always need white noise... fans or cricket soundtracks, etc. I grew up in a very noisy house with everyone on different sleeping schedules, so it was the only way to drown out disturbances. Now sleeping in silence is unsettling for me. When my pug curls up to me and starts snoring, I start yawning myself. Must be a reverse Pavlov type of situation.
I blasted right through an orb web this morning. Arriving at my coffee stop a half hour later the clerk casually points at my shirt and says 'spider'. A beautiful young lady Nephila, quite content to sit on my chest and watch the world go by had come along for the ride. I then went to my fav restaurant and repeat, the couple running the place point out I'm wearing a spider. Then I rode 6 km up into the hills and cajoled her into a select bush, thanking her for the company. Is this really weird? I mean, a Neph willing to go on a 15 km ride with you is a rather special compliment in my book. How often does a gorgeous young lady stranger come up and hug you for a half hour?
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