name your scorps as the most docile, most handleable, most calm, most tame, most cute, most friendly "Pandinus imperator" that only stupid persons are afraid to handle.
Agent: What is the name of that scorp *looks at his list of DWA*
You: Oh! its a Pandinus imperator!
Agent: And to this one? *points at a Parabuthus transvaalicus*
You: Its a Pandinus imperator also!
Agent: Oh really huh?! How come it is small and with thick tail?
You: It is still a juvinile, the tail was the first to go large, the claws will grow massive after its next molt.
Agent: Really huh? So why this small P.imperator has massive claws but has thin tail?
You: Oh! it was sick, the claw grew massive first before the tail.
Agent: Ok. *goes outside the room, and goes outside the house*
You: *deep breath*
Agent: *goes back* I hope your sick emperor will recover soon, take care of it very well.