So...
Sitting watching TV; almost midnight. 5 double IPA's deep. Cats on the couch with me. See a mouse like object dart across the front of the TV. Cats notice it too.
Jump up and switch on lights. My Singapore Blue is sitting there waiting for me like, "You're move, sucker!"
Crap! Just moved in with the GF, promised her this wouldn't happen. Do you realize how hard it is to find the right type of woman as a T lover... Oh, yah, I guess you do.
Container! I need a container... Bowl half-filled with rice; messy. Ceramic sculpture bowl; risky. Think!
Bowl it is. Rice scatters, T scatters, bowl breaks. A Singapore Blue disappears into the recesses of a large, room sized couch. <edit>
Container! Run to spider closet. Notice agar entrance to recently constructed critter carrier arboreal enclosure. Shipwreck! Should have used the rubber bands! Lazy!
Container!
Pop a 1lb deli cup from my fruit fly kit. Dash back to the living room. Deep breath.
Heavy. Too big. What if? The worst.
Set up a boundary around the perimeter. Ugly couch cushions. A soft blanket spoiled with cat fur. Hope for the best.
Flip the curtains aside to find a forgotten canvas frame of an owl with some cheesy expression that’s worth forgetting. No one remembers it was gone until now.
Gingerly. She’s there. Steady. Slow.
BAM! Got her.
Never again.
Sitting watching TV; almost midnight. 5 double IPA's deep. Cats on the couch with me. See a mouse like object dart across the front of the TV. Cats notice it too.
Jump up and switch on lights. My Singapore Blue is sitting there waiting for me like, "You're move, sucker!"
Crap! Just moved in with the GF, promised her this wouldn't happen. Do you realize how hard it is to find the right type of woman as a T lover... Oh, yah, I guess you do.
Container! I need a container... Bowl half-filled with rice; messy. Ceramic sculpture bowl; risky. Think!
Bowl it is. Rice scatters, T scatters, bowl breaks. A Singapore Blue disappears into the recesses of a large, room sized couch. <edit>
Container! Run to spider closet. Notice agar entrance to recently constructed critter carrier arboreal enclosure. Shipwreck! Should have used the rubber bands! Lazy!
Container!
Pop a 1lb deli cup from my fruit fly kit. Dash back to the living room. Deep breath.
Heavy. Too big. What if? The worst.
Set up a boundary around the perimeter. Ugly couch cushions. A soft blanket spoiled with cat fur. Hope for the best.
Flip the curtains aside to find a forgotten canvas frame of an owl with some cheesy expression that’s worth forgetting. No one remembers it was gone until now.
Gingerly. She’s there. Steady. Slow.
BAM! Got her.
Never again.
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