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- Feb 9, 2003
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Southern California--The newly formed, but growing S.C.A.B.I.E.S. group, Southern California Arachnid, Bug, Invertebrate, Entomology Society, has been threatening the B.A.T.S., Bay Area Tarantula Society, with advanced biological weapons (Leiurus quinquestriatus, Androctonus australis).
Prime Minister Cacoseraph, Minister of Scheduling Wburke17 and Head of Culinary Operations DavidRS say that BATS social functions are weak and unoriginal. Already in the works for SCABIES is a get-together of mammoth proportions and gastronomic delights. Also, SCABIES has had a number of very successful collecting trips returning with real tarantulas, scorpions and centipedes. Recent BATS collecting trips netted a couple flies, Ghirardelli chocolate and a case of pubic lice.
BATS members have amassed at their border with primitive weaponry such as "My Name Is" tags, cheap hot dogs and generic mustard. At this time, SCABIES troops are moving north with Scolopendra, Leirus and Androctonus long range laser-guided missiles.
More to come later...
Prime Minister Cacoseraph, Minister of Scheduling Wburke17 and Head of Culinary Operations DavidRS say that BATS social functions are weak and unoriginal. Already in the works for SCABIES is a get-together of mammoth proportions and gastronomic delights. Also, SCABIES has had a number of very successful collecting trips returning with real tarantulas, scorpions and centipedes. Recent BATS collecting trips netted a couple flies, Ghirardelli chocolate and a case of pubic lice.
BATS members have amassed at their border with primitive weaponry such as "My Name Is" tags, cheap hot dogs and generic mustard. At this time, SCABIES troops are moving north with Scolopendra, Leirus and Androctonus long range laser-guided missiles.
More to come later...