After escaping so many times that I was almost forced to call her Houdini, Yolanda, the quicker than doo-doo Heteropeda vennattoria huntsman spider with an obscene legspan was accidentally popped like an overeasy yolk, while trying to smoogle up her plastic 7 gallon pickle jar... man, those huntsmen are warp-speed smooglers... kinda gives you the heebie-jeebies.
