If spiders could talk....

[mcmitch92]

Thought I'd start a random discussion
So if spiders could talk what do you think they would say to us?
Fang: not you again what do you want?
Danny: I just wanted to feed you some cri.....
Fang: I already told you I'm not bloody hungry.
Danny: yea but just in case
Fang: bloody humans

 

[spideyspinneret78]

LEAVE ME ALONE YOU HAIRLESS FREAKS! I think that's what they would say!

 

[KaroKoenig]

I'm not hairless! At least not yet.

 

[ConstantSorrow]

Probably something like "Let me out of this box!!"

 

[mcmitch92]

Probably something like "Let me out of this box!!"

Now I feel bad

 

[DomGom TheFather]

They would speak to themselves but right in front of us so we could hear, "What is with this guy?"

Edit: "or girl or whatever?"

 

[Liquifin]

I had one dream where my spiders could talk and it was quite sad. A female tarantula was crying and screaming, "you took my children, you took my babies". Till this day, I still think about it as it's quite disheartening and depressing.

 

[Craig73]

I had one dream where my spiders could talk and it was quite sad. A female tarantula was crying and screaming, "you took my children, you took my babies". Till this day, I still think about it as it's quite disheartening and depressing.

Reminds me of “A dingo ate my baby!”, but I think people also say “A dingo stole my baby!” too. Quite sad, it was from some criminal case in Australia several decades ago.

 

[BoyFromLA]

Then at least I could finally ask my tarantulas for their sex.

“Hey, umm... are you a...”

 

[basin79]

Be real simple. Although obviously can't swear here though.

"Go away".

 

[Craig73]

“I told your dumb behind to get advice on AB, now look where we’re at! I think we should separate, I‘m too much spider for you.“

 

[DomGom TheFather]

"Nice tongs. You care if i... CLIMB THEM!?!"

 

[DomGom TheFather]

"Yea. That's cool. Just put that wherever you want. Jerk."

"For the last time, TOUCH THAT WATER DISH AND YOUR DEAD!"

"Oh, no thanks. I'm good. I just ate like three weeks ago."

"Take a picture. It'll last longer."

 

[Tarantulafeets]

"I'm going to make a run for it in 3, 2, 1... REEEEEEEEEEEE"(thunk)
"Dang it! Cupped again!"

 

[EnigmaNyx]

Every time anyone walks in the room:

T: ““

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OBT: “Remember when you were deciding between me and a pokie? Wrong choice. Open the enclosure I dare ya, nub.”

 

[Arachnid Addicted]

All tarantulas to all humans:
"You don't know nothing about us, stop being such a know-it-all".

 

[Jess S]

"No I ain't dead, idiot! I just ain't interested in moving this month. Now get your ugly mug away from my burrow, mouth breather. You're scaring me!"

 

[matypants]

“This week on Arachnid Interiors!”

“Now, the human has thoughtfully provided this dried leaf and water dish, but obviously has no idea of the potential. Watch as I transform this enclosure with just a bit of web and dirt!”

 

[Tarantulafeets]

"I guess I'll check the humanboards to see if there's any new t's asking why their human is going into a room and closing the entrance cuz my human is NOT GIVING ME FOOD."

 

[MintyWood826]

Why is the sky opening?