How To Calm Your Tarantula

[Vanessa]

Why is it that people can't find Chromatopelma cyaneopubescens husbandry threads that are less than a week old, and still on the first page of the forum listing, but somehow garbage like this is found after 13 freaking years?

 

[aprilmayjunebugs]

Was that a thing ???? Haha

Type Festes and Wellenough into the search. Prepare for hours of reading material.

 

[Tfisher]

Just talk to the vet about getting arachnid Xanax...

If the vet doesn’t see Xanax as being the answer you can always offer a shot of whiskey...

 

[ZackP1023]

Enroll all your tarantulas with bad attitudes in Anger Management classes and get them into seminars on how to improve their lives so they aren’t having a bad day every day.

 

[ArachnoNut]

Wait.. you pet them right