Drunk Squirrel Climbs a Tree

Cirith Ungol

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So they get drunk eating pumpkin inerts?

Poor squirrel. That camerman freaked me out a bit with is.. breathing.
 

Cheshire

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That was hilarious...although, I do agree with Cirith. The cameraman certianly has a future in the horror movie voiceover industry.
 

AneesasMuse

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Poor squirrel.. I hope they stayed there 'til it sobered up and made sure nothing attacked it.

And the camera guy needs to seriously improve that breathing issue {D
 

Ewok

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haha, I hadn't paid attention to his breathing before{D
 

Hedorah99

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Yea, kinda hoping it went some where and sobered up before it got squashed by a car. Not as funny as a drunken monkey, but funny. :D
 

Cirith Ungol

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Poor skuiwwel!! :(

So how was it, what did it get drunk on? Anyone knows?
 

P.jasonius

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I think it said on the video intro that the people came home to a squirrel eating their pumpkins, which were fermented. I guess they didn't throw them away after halloween... That squirrel got a taste of some seasonal pumpkin ale. Hope someone took his keys.
 

OldHag

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It acts like it was thumped on the head and has neuological problems... doesnt seem drunk to me. Too much spinning and head weaving. Poor thing.
 

Tim Benzedrine

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That could be, but I guess if they caught it in the act of eating the pumpkins and the pumpkin had indeed fermented, it seems that intoxication is a more likely conclusion at which to arrive.
I've left pumpkin guts and pieces out in a pan and it only takes two or three days for it to become a bubbly, fermented mess. And a MAJOR fruit fly attractant!

Of course we only have the video-maker's word on it. For all we know the guy whacked the squirrel with a baseball bat. But I kind of doubt it.
 

Arachnophilist

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well excessive alcohol consumption will anesthetise the brain and give you serious motor problems.. I have been drunk enough to recognize the way it was moving.. seemed almost familiar lol.
 

P.jasonius

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well excessive alcohol consumption will anesthetise the brain and give you serious motor problems.. I have been drunk enough to recognize the way it was moving.. seemed almost familiar lol.
I agree, I've definitely been in the same place that squirrel was. Definitely had the spins.
 
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