Derpy Tarantula Picture Thread

[The Grym Reaper]

Not sure if it's in the right category but thought it'd be fun nonetheless, post any pictures of your Tarantulas forgetting how to Tarantula properly, being weirdos or just generally looking a bit derpy.

Funniest ones win nothing other than knowing you elicited a chuckle from me.

I'll go first.

That moment when you're grooming yourself and you hit that spot that makes you go all cross-eyed.

 

[Ungoliant]

Eek, a spider!

Eek, a Spider! (♀ Grammostola pulchra)

• Ungoliant
• Jan 31, 2017
• 2
• brazilian black tarantula bulldozer female grammostola grammostola pulchra juvenile juvenile female pulchra

 

[Paiige]

Cross-eyed A. genic

A. geniculata

• Paiige
• Mar 6, 2017
• 20

Honey, the adorable eating machine

Fat B. boehmei doing yoga/falling on her face

Brachypelma sp.

• Paiige
• Mar 3, 2017

Looloo doing some afternoon yoga.

 

[Kendricks]

Cross-eyed A. genic

A. geniculata

• Paiige
• Mar 6, 2017
• 20

Honey, the adorable eating machine

When I saw the topic, I knew I'd find you posting your Acanthoscurria derpiculata.

Btw: mine was finally shipped today. I'm about to pee my pants!

 

[Paiige]

When I saw the topic, I knew I'd find you posting your Acanthoscurria derpiculata.

Btw: mine was finally shipped today. I'm about to pee my pants!

It was the perfect time to showcase my little derp!
And YES, please post all the pics, I don't doubt it'll make its way into this thread

 

[Kendricks]

It was the perfect time to showcase my little derp!
And YES, please post all the pics, I don't doubt it'll make its way into this thread

Hey, hey now..hey...
Just because you have a derpiculata, doesn't mean I will get a derpiculata.
Mine will be a cool, mean killing machine - without anything derp.
(just let me enjoy this fantasy until it'll be all over tomorrow, please...)

Speaking of cool, my pulchra always stems one or two legs up on her rock, as if she's casually leaning against it saying "how's it hanging?"
I need to get a pic next time I see her doing it.

 

[The Grym Reaper]

My derpiculata obviously attended the Poecilotheria school of yoga
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[Kendricks]

My derpiculata obviously attended the Poecilotheria school of yoga

"Empty your mind... Feel the bark. Be, the bark..."

 

[z32upgrader]

My MM A. chalcodes doing the Wile E. Coyote

 

[Andrea82]

"z32upgrader, post: 2599724, member: 63453"]My MM A. chalcodes doing the Wile E. Coyote
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'when i grow up I want to be a true spider...'

 

[Caseyface]

All of these are amazing!!

 

[The Grym Reaper]

My MM A. chalcodes doing the Wile E. Coyote
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I'm done

 

[Kendricks]

My MM A. chalcodes doing the Wile E. Coyote
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I'm no expert but... I'm pretty sure you just won the Internet.

 

[Jerry]

vagans dives head first into substrate like solder diving in a fox hole hard to see but his burrow runs the other way

 

[z32upgrader]

Derpy G. pulchripes

 

[Leila]

Derpy G. pulchripes
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Awww! Rump in the air like he/she don't care!

 

[BrockiePelma]

My T.ockerti trying to imitate his pokie neighbor's moves.

 

[Leila]

My T.ockerti trying to imitate his pokie neighbor's moves.

My MM G. porteri does the same thing! Lol

 

[z32upgrader]

Last one! My P .scrofa planking her hide. That was so 2011. Great form though .

 

[Tim Benzedrine]

"Sheesh! Look at all those derps! I'm ashamed to be related to them! I'm going to the cool tarantulas thread. AFTER I take the derp's lunch money, of course!"