Well, as I said, my parents are kind of Arachnophobes. So, as a joke, I said this-
Me: Hey dad, can I buy two tarantulas and breed them?
Dad: Yeah, sure, whatever.
Me: Woah, woah, wait. Are you serious?
Dad: Yeah, sure. As long as I don't have to get involved and you don't let them escape. How many babies do they have?
Me: I don't know. Maybe, like, 50 or something.
Dad: Just sell them and I'll be fine with it.
Me: I was just joking. But to be honest, can I get another tarantula?
Mom: You just got one.
Dad: It's your money. I'm okay with it.
Me: Can I get a guinea pig?
Dad & Mom: No.
Me: But I can get another tarantula.
Dad: Sure. Whatever. You know my Paypal, right?
Me: Um...yeah...
My dad doesn't believe in sarcasm; I think he was serious. So, which T should I get? I want one that gets big, (hopefully, but not required
doesn't flick urticating hairs, isn't a G. Pulchra, is very easy to care for, is new world, and is kind of cheap. Any suggestions?
Me: Hey dad, can I buy two tarantulas and breed them?
Dad: Yeah, sure, whatever.
Me: Woah, woah, wait. Are you serious?
Dad: Yeah, sure. As long as I don't have to get involved and you don't let them escape. How many babies do they have?
Me: I don't know. Maybe, like, 50 or something.
Dad: Just sell them and I'll be fine with it.
Me: I was just joking. But to be honest, can I get another tarantula?
Mom: You just got one.
Dad: It's your money. I'm okay with it.
Me: Can I get a guinea pig?
Dad & Mom: No.
Me: But I can get another tarantula.
Dad: Sure. Whatever. You know my Paypal, right?
Me: Um...yeah...
My dad doesn't believe in sarcasm; I think he was serious. So, which T should I get? I want one that gets big, (hopefully, but not required