“My roommate”

[FrDoc]

I watched my roommate eat her boyfriend.

 

[Asgiliath]

My roommate decorates the walls with bones.

T H E Y W H A T

 

[Paul1126]

I spooked my room mate and ran on my hand for 20 minutes on Christmas day and refused to go back into their room.

 

[Katiekooleyes]

My roommate squirts sticky white stuff all over the place! Quite frankly I'm disgusted!

 

[Tortuga]

My roommate has a bald spot on their butt and I have no idea if they’re male or female.

I love this thread lol

 

[Eukio]

My roommate's only desire when she realizes I am there is to murder me.

 

[Moakmeister]

My roommate never helps pay rent

 

[PidderPeets]

My roommate threatens me when I offer her fresh water.

My roommates eat bugs.

 

[Tortuga]

Has anyone ever “accidentally” killed their roommate?

I saw a video on you tube where this guy accidentally killed his roommate. I was wondering how often this actually happens?

 

[NYAN]

I keep my roommate locked in a container of dirt. He used to attempt escape, but learned it was futile eventually.

I was lonely so I mail ordered a roommate. I keep them in my closet and feed them once a week. Their only relatives are from a village in Thailand, so I doubt anyone will come looking for them.

When my roommate had babies, I put them in small boxes and shipped them off. I also let them canibalize each other when there were too many.

 

[spideyspinneret78]

My roommate lifts his butt, squirts poop, and launches himself into the air when he feels threatened.

 

[Tyler Lawrence]

My roommate likes to smear poop on her walls. And she makes me clean it.

 

[Colorado Ts]

My roommate thinks that anything that moves is food. My roommate tries to eat the water cup every time I fill it.

 

[Ungoliant]

Like any millennial, I have 24 roommates.

 

[Rigor Mortis]

One of my roommates hangs on the wall for like, hours at a time. She is so weird.