"Dont you think you..."
"But thats your water..."
"Okay! There was already dirt there!"
"Okay okay look! You obviously got a problem with dirt! Have you thought about picking up a new hobby Bulldozer? Maybe write a blog"
*Writes a blog about Dirt then puts Dirt on the blog*
"I GIVE UP!"
@animaliaadvocate216 I chose her (and named her Bulldozer) because of all the pulchras on the vendor's table, she was the only one carefully stacking chips of substrate from one side of the container to the other.