I'm not sure if this is a joke or not but you need to open up the abdomen like so and get a clear shot of the inside between the first pair of book lungs, it also helps if you include the species and size in the description.
The New Classifieds have entered Open Beta status and are now viewable to all registered users.
Our New Classifieds can be reached by clicking "Classifieds" in the forum toolbar or menu. Any ads posted in the New Classifieds should be considered "real ads" and must follow our updated Classifieds Terms and Rules. Ads that do not meet our updated Classifieds Terms and Rules will be deleted, and warnings, without points, will be issued. While our current Classifieds forums will remain viewable during the Open Beta period, and current ads posted there can be bumped, new ads must be posted in our New Classifieds so you can familiarize yourself with the new format. The Classifieds forums will be closed once the Open Beta period ends.
A tutorial on how to use the New Classifieds has been created and can be found here.