Woke up to this

[CommanderBacon]

What is my tarantula doing? Wrong answers only, please.

 

[EtienneN]

Your tarantula is engaging in a bit of zen Buddhism, aligning its chakras as it meditates about the meaning of its existence . . . Also it's moulting.

 

[CommanderBacon]

It’s ready to watch the meteor shower.

 

[Krosskaos23]

Molt!! Should be completed between 7-14 hour marks. It is shedding it's skin. Don't feed or handle for the next 4-6 days!

Sexing time if you don't already know it's gender too lol

 

[CommanderBacon]

Molt!! Should be completed between 7-14 hour marks. It is shedding it's skin. Don't feed or handle for the next 4-6 days!

*whispers* wrong answers only! XD

 

[Krosskaos23]

*whispers* wrong answers only! XD

Moral of my rant, I looks good to me! He is napping not molting

 

[EulersK]

It's in one of the last stages of summoning a Great Old One, likely either Phtum'ahl Khten or Bahlim Naiy. Be sure that direct sunlight doesn't hit it during this process, or... actually, doesn't matter, just don't let that happen. Tarantulas are capable of Old Tongue, but you could help it along by chanting the following. Black robe optional. Expect results in 7-10 business days.

Missä poltti kostonliekki, siel ei nähty rauhaa
Mikä malmis'tummaa tulta, mikä verta vahvaa
Siittä synty hurmekirves - synty tapporauta
Mihnä iski tapporauta, siel ei nahty rauhaa

 

[EtienneN]

It's in one of the last stages of summoning a Great Old One, likely either Phtum'ahl Khten or Bahlim Naiy. Be sure that direct sunlight doesn't hit it during this process, or... actually, doesn't matter, just don't let that happen. Tarantulas are capable of Old Tongue, but you could help it along by chanting the following. Black robe optional. Expect results in 7-10 business days.

Missä poltti kostonliekki, siel ei nähty rauhaa
Mikä malmis'tummaa tulta, mikä verta vahvaa
Siittä synty hurmekirves - synty tapporauta
Mihnä iski tapporauta, siel ei nahty rauhaa

Is that Finnish?

 

[EulersK]

Is that Finnish?

Finnish, Old Tongue used to summon a lesser evil, same thing.

 

[CommanderBacon]

It's revisiting its traumatic childhood experiences for a therapy session.

 

[Clareesi]

LSD.

 

[Vanisher]

It has never seen substrate up close and personal, so your tarantula was coming up with the genius way to do it! It rolled over on its back to be able to see the substrate!
Yes, and it is a very lazy tarantula that one! To lazy to dig! Soo it rolled over on its back to see the substrate, and it hit 2 birds in with one stone! It could see the sub and it could rest at the same time!

 

[chanda]

It's making "dirt angels!" (Like snow angels, but without all the cold stuff)

 

[CommanderBacon]

'Bout to slide under the ol' truck and fix dat catalytic converter. HAND HIM A WRENCH.

 

[Andrea82]

'It's all about that base baby'

Was signed: Festes

 

[Teal]

"Tell me I'm pretty and feed me chocolates"

 

[The Seraph]

It heard about the great big thing called the sky and decided to try to eat it.

 

[CommanderBacon]

It heard about the great big thing called the sky and decided to try to eat it.

mmmm, skyyyyy XD

 

[CommanderBacon]

It's waiting for Jack to draw it like one of his French girls.

 

[EtienneN]

It wants to Sweat To the Oldies with Richard Simmons.