What's your guys opinion on my super awesome plan to catch a grass spider

[Wolfspidurguy]

 

[chanda]

Nah - it's a grass spider! Obviously, the best way to catch one is to roll a joint, get the spider stoned, then - when he is overcome with a case of the munchies - invite him over to your place for Doritos and pizza rolls!

You: "Yo, Spider Bro... check out all the tasty snacks in this cag... er... sweet crib!"

Spider: "Whoa, dude! Thanks!"

 

[Wolfspidurguy]

Nah - it's a grass spider! Obviously, the best way to catch one is to roll a joint, get the spider stoned, then - when he is overcome with a case of the munchies - invite him over to your place for Doritos and pizza rolls!

You: "Yo, Spider Bro... check out all the tasty snacks in this cag... er... sweet crib!"

Spider: "Whoa, dude! Thanks!"

Dang didn't think of it I'll leave a tiny blunt on its web as a peace offering

 

[mantisfan101]

Instructions unclear; I tested it out and I ate a refrigerator. 2/10 plan, would never try again.