Tarantula(and any other invertebrate) puns

mantisfan101

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Obviously keep them all clean but I’ll start it off-
What do you call a furious fossorial T?
LIVIDum!
What happened when the amblypygi was late for improve classes?
He was in a diadilemma!
What do you call a mantis that contradicts itself?
A paradoxa!
What do you call a poisonous hissing cockcroach(yes I know that there’s no such thing but use your imagination!)?
Gramphadorhina POTENTosa!
That’s all I can think up of at the moment.
 

XxSpiderQueenxX

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Here are some!
A man walks out of his house with a frog on his head. Seeing the frog, his next-door neighbor breaks into laughter.
Says the man with the frog, “Go ahead and laugh, but a mosquito hasn’t touched me in years.”

A fly is buzzing around on a hot summer afternoon when he notices a smaller bug on his back. He asks the smaller bug, “Are you a mite?”
The smaller bug says, “I might be.”
Says the fly, “That’s the worst pun I’ve ever heard.
The mite replies, “What do you expect? I just made it up on the fly!”

Two fleas are heading home after a hard day’s work. One says, “I think I’ll hop home. What about you?” The other flea replies, “No, I’m too tired. I think I’ll itch hike.”

Hope you like those :D :) ;)
 

MintyWood826

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Yay! I get an outlet for the few puns I made! I'll spread them out through a couple posts.

What is an arachnophobe's least favorite piece of furniture?
A chairantula.

What kind of spider likes gum?
Taranchewers.

Which genus makes the most puns?
Groanostola.
 

sasker

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Here are another few:

What genus is sponsored by Apple?
I-phonopelma

A tarantula has been discovered that only eats plants
Brachypelma vegans
 

MintyWood826

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What is a tarantula's favorite food?
Roached eggs.

You know the crysalises have hatched when the butter flies off your toast.

What are the hottest inverts?
Scorchions.
 
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