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Smart comebacks to people who hate on your inverts.

Discussion in 'Tarantula Chat' started by Staehilomyces, Sep 11, 2017.

  1. Staehilomyces

    Staehilomyces Arachnodemon Active Member

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    Just thought I'd create a fun thread here. What are some of the smartest comebacks you've thought of/used on people who hate on your inverts? My most recent example went as follows:
    "I just went around the school and killed all the bugs I saw."
    RE: "That was foolish; you could've killed twice as many bugs by falling over" (He's fat).

    So do you guys have any funny or savage comebacks to share? I'm sure we'd all love to hear them.
     
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  2. miss moxie

    miss moxie Arachnoprince Active Member

    Uhm, I dunno-- "Invertebrates aren't known for their intelligence either."

    Once you get to be an old person "sick burns" don't really mean as much as they did in your formative years.
     
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  3. JoshDM020

    JoshDM020 Arachnoknight Active Member

    Literally anything about hating/squashing dogs, cats, or children. Those seem to be the go-to's.
     
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  4. viper69

    viper69 ArachnoGod Old Timer

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    There's no need to waste my time on willful stupidity, life is short.
     
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  5. EulersK

    EulersK Arachnoengineer Arachnosupporter

    I used to ask how much their hobby earned them every month. Now I just don't waste my time - I simply don't tell people about the hobby.
     
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  6. Rittdk01

    Rittdk01 Arachnoknight Active Member

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    I'm not bothered in the least if someone doesn't like tarantulas. There are things that I don't like, too. There are a lot worse things a person can be than a tarantula hater lol.
     
  7. nicodimus22

    nicodimus22 Arachnobaron Arachnosupporter

    People who hate my pets don't matter. At all.
     
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  8. Chris LXXIX

    Chris LXXIX Arachnoemperor Active Member

    Well, but for having 'people hate on your inverts' first we need to know or mantain good relations with "people".

    So I say... uhm, but from old good Theodore John "Ted" Kaczynski, aka Unabomber, really we learned nothing? o_O

    :troll:
     
  9. boina

    boina Arachnobaron Arachnosupporter

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    I kind of thought this was about fun comebacks? I was looking for some witty one liners, but you guys getting all serious about it really takes the fun out of this.
     
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  10. Tim Benzedrine

    Tim Benzedrine Prankster Possum Arachnosupporter

    "Hey, your mother has a fat abdomen and hairy legs, but you don't squash her!"
     
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  11. mistertim

    mistertim Arachnobaron Arachnosupporter

    "I hate spiders"

    "Oh yeah? Where did you get that suit...the...toilet store?"
     
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  12. The Grym Reaper

    The Grym Reaper Arachnobaron Active Member

    Them: "Kill it with fire and other assorted weapons"

    Me: "How about I make you watch me kill your dog/children/car/Funko Pop! collection with fire and other assorted weapons?"

    or, if they're on Wastebook, I go with:



    They usually shut up and leave me alone.

    I hate people.
     
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  13. nicodimus22

    nicodimus22 Arachnobaron Arachnosupporter

    People aren't joking when they tell me they hate spiders and kill them as often as possible, though. They're serious. Why would my reaction to that be humor?

    If I told someone that I hate cats and kill them as often as possible, and that person has cats, are they going to respond with jokes?
     
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  14. miss moxie

    miss moxie Arachnoprince Active Member

    Funko pop collection. :hilarious:
     
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  15. Venom1080

    Venom1080 Arachnoking Active Member

    Savage? How barbaric. Hate that word. Sounds so stupid and unintelligent.

    Anywho, I usually go with "get f***ed."
     
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  16. Staehilomyces

    Staehilomyces Arachnodemon Active Member

    I agree with @boina. I feel as though addressing them with humour shows them you don't take them seriously. I certainly don't.
     
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  17. Jerry

    Jerry Arachnobaron

    In the end the inverts have the last laugh as they devour what's left of you that gets a fair response most times
     
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  18. MrTwister

    MrTwister Arachnosquire

    I like to tell people at work "the big one" has a harness and I'm training it to walk beside me. The looks of confusion are priceless.
     
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  19. efmp1987

    efmp1987 Arachnosquire Active Member

    "You're pet spider is fat and ugly"

    "Yeh? My ultramarinus is worth more than what a customer of yours has ever paid for your body"

    Im sorry.
     
  20. boina

    boina Arachnobaron Arachnosupporter

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    Humor or black humor - the thing is it usually works better than being offended, and that goes for a lot of situations. Mind you, I'll admit that sometimes nothing works at all.