iEatRazorz
Arachnopeon
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- Jul 15, 2017
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Ori was looking a little fat as of Monday, "Ori," I said, "you need to diet. The summer isn't over yet!"
The next day when I looked at Ori's enclosure I could tell Ori was plotting. The chelicerae just gave it away. Benefit of the doubt reigned supreme though. I thought nah and stated aloud, "Ori! You must be thirsty!" As I had noticed Ori's water holding apparatus had dried up, com'on we all know that's not a dish.
So I preceded to slowly open the deli lid in order to not disturb Ori because... PLOTTING! It was right when the lid was about to peel off the last little bit of peelable peeliness that the A/C kicked on. I froze. Ori may have stradulated with glee, who knows what this mysterious tarantula wizardry means. Chaos broke out. Seizing the moment, Ori skittered like no spooder before.
Up my arm doing a flip onto my shoulder. Down my back straight to floor stopping several feet from me. I stared Ori right in those beady little eyes, all of them, I went cross eyed doing so. I spoke. Carefully choosing my words, for they would set the tone. "HOW IS THIS FAIR! YOU HAVE EIGHT FREAKING LEGS!" I whined.
I lifted my foot. Ori took aim. As my leg came down I heard it. BOOM! Like a shotgun. The momentum was too great though, my foot made contact with Aboreal Poop Shot. I slipped. Ori meeped and took off. I got back to my feet and ran to the hall. Traffic!? I heard traffic. To the stairwell I went. From there I saw my front door at the bottom landing was wide open. I could see my driveway, Ori there right in sight. Mocking me. Should have called the B. hamorii fat instead I thought.
I bolted down the stairs, fast as my two legs would take me. Just as I passed through the doorway a bright, blinding light overtook me. The glow was majestic. I could feel the glory of something spectacular happening before me. The light faded and when I regained my vision I was overwhelmed. Ori had transmuted...
... Ori! You lost two legs!
Ori did molt though. Found that butterfly in a parking lot. No idea how a would be post to the who molted today thread turned in to this though. I hoped you enjoyed
Here are the obligatory molt shots:
The next day when I looked at Ori's enclosure I could tell Ori was plotting. The chelicerae just gave it away. Benefit of the doubt reigned supreme though. I thought nah and stated aloud, "Ori! You must be thirsty!" As I had noticed Ori's water holding apparatus had dried up, com'on we all know that's not a dish.
So I preceded to slowly open the deli lid in order to not disturb Ori because... PLOTTING! It was right when the lid was about to peel off the last little bit of peelable peeliness that the A/C kicked on. I froze. Ori may have stradulated with glee, who knows what this mysterious tarantula wizardry means. Chaos broke out. Seizing the moment, Ori skittered like no spooder before.
Up my arm doing a flip onto my shoulder. Down my back straight to floor stopping several feet from me. I stared Ori right in those beady little eyes, all of them, I went cross eyed doing so. I spoke. Carefully choosing my words, for they would set the tone. "HOW IS THIS FAIR! YOU HAVE EIGHT FREAKING LEGS!" I whined.
I lifted my foot. Ori took aim. As my leg came down I heard it. BOOM! Like a shotgun. The momentum was too great though, my foot made contact with Aboreal Poop Shot. I slipped. Ori meeped and took off. I got back to my feet and ran to the hall. Traffic!? I heard traffic. To the stairwell I went. From there I saw my front door at the bottom landing was wide open. I could see my driveway, Ori there right in sight. Mocking me. Should have called the B. hamorii fat instead I thought.
I bolted down the stairs, fast as my two legs would take me. Just as I passed through the doorway a bright, blinding light overtook me. The glow was majestic. I could feel the glory of something spectacular happening before me. The light faded and when I regained my vision I was overwhelmed. Ori had transmuted...
... Ori! You lost two legs!
Ori did molt though. Found that butterfly in a parking lot. No idea how a would be post to the who molted today thread turned in to this though. I hoped you enjoyed
Here are the obligatory molt shots:
