If Arachnids used social media.....

[Arthroverts]

Pinktoeclimber:
SOS!!! The LPS people think I'm terrestrial! Help me!
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#savetheavics

SpeedToe said:
Awh, I feel for ya. Thankfully I cam' frum a breeder who cared for his stuff, although that communal housin' could be brutal...
#savetheavics

 

[Arthroverts]

Looking for my children. We were all brown boxed and crossed the border illegally. Now we have all been separated and assigned to individual detention centers all over the country. #heartsick

GoldenKnee said:
Wait a min, hw did yo create an accont wthout a usrname?
#Cra-Zy

 

[Arthroverts]

SpeedToe said:
My humidity is down agin'....GAHH HELP HELP HELP! HUMIDITY!
#savetheavics #MISTME!

 

[Wolfspidurguy]

Skittlestheavic: looking amazing after molted and finaly got to eat. GBB who?

 

[Wolfspidurguy]

MexicanRadKnee said:
There's that hacker again! Now, I shall target that account with my new program and block it Forever! Whah Hah Hah!
#BegoneHacker!

Notahuman: im sure you tiny eight legs can really code up a storm

 

[Arthroverts]

Notahuman: im sure you tiny eight legs can really code up a storm

MexicanRadKnee said:
So, Notahuman, how many legs do you have then? Six? A hundred? I can never count the legs on millipedes and centipedes (I think they just have too many in the first place!)
#EightLeggedWonder

 

[Ultum4Spiderz]

T would program itself as a virus and take over the world !!!! Ahhhh
It would make an account named
Ilike dubia : and say I ate til I exploded

 

[Arthroverts]

T would program itself as a virus and take over the world !!!! Ahhhh
It would make an account named
Ilike dubia : and say I ate til I exploded

MexicanRadKnee said:
What!? Another human on Fangbook? How?! Don't you have to complete a ReCricketcha to create an account? I thought only arthropods could do that! ARGHGH!
#Blacklist #Blockthe2legged! #HELP

 

[MintyWood826]

MexicanRadKnee said:
What!? Another human on Fangbook? How?! Don't you have to complete a ReCricketcha to create an account? I thought only arthropods could do that! ARGHGH!
#Blacklist #Blockthe2legged! #HELP

Pinktoeclimber:

Oh no! Our secret network is being compromised! The humans have been watching us too closely!

#PANICPANICPANIC #Blockthe2legged! #eatbugsalways

 

[Wolfspidurguy]

MexicanRadKnee said:
So, Notahuman, how many legs do you have then? Six? A hundred? I can never count the legs on millipedes and centipedes (I think they just have too many in the first place!)
#EightLeggedWonder

Notahuman: pfff eight of course heh heh (oh no there catching on)

 

[MintyWood826]

Notahuman: pfff eight of course heh heh (oh no there catching on)

Pinktoeclimber:

Hello? Is this RoachSecurity?
#suspicious

 

[Arthroverts]

TheWebMaster said:
Since when doz a tarantula call for a Roach for security?!?!?
Stick with the WebMasters WebWall Program to keep hackers and humans out...
#Stickwiththebest #WebWall #Security #suspicious

 

[MintyWood826]

TheWebMaster said:
Since when doz a tarantula call for a Roach for security?!?!?
Stick with the WebMasters WebWall Program to keep hackers and humans out...
#Stickwiththebest #WebWall #Security #suspicious

Pinktoeclimbersaid:

Oh so that's why the humans kept compromising everything! I gotta get it!
#WebWall #security #goodidea

 

[Ultum4Spiderz]

P Metallica “would say save my people out in the wilderness.”
Haplos would say “ stop eating my cousins “.
They would build a wall to keep humans out of there lands.

 

[Arthroverts]

MrsHanumavilasumica said:
Tot-ally agree P. metallica, save my people too!
#SavethePokies #TightSpot #dangerouswaters #hanumavilasumica_and_metallica_forever

 

[Arthroverts]

MexicanRadKnee said:
So, has the server been down a long time? I feel like I haven't used Fangbook in forever!
#backonline

MrsHanumavilasumica said:
Yay! The server is back!
#backonline #savethepokies

The Imperative Imperator said:
Ach! Were back! You thought you'd got rid of us two-leggeds, but were back! Ha ha!
#backonline #ReturnofTheEight-Leggeds

GoldenKnee said:
Hurrah!
#returnofFangbook

SpeedToe said:
Fangbook has been resurrected! Golly, ths is graet!
#backonline #ressurectionofFangbook

 

[MintyWood826]

Pinktoeclimber said:
Whew, how long has it been? Hello Fangbook!!
#goodtobeback #backonline

 

[Arthroverts]

Bristles said:
(Reply to Pinktoeclimber)
It's been too long.
I'm so happy, I can talk with my T friends again! No more listening to my human try and figure out if I'm G. porteri or G. rosea! Huzzah and hurrah!
On another note, anybody been having problems with mealworms burrowing too fast? It's like my human is teasing me!
#goodtobeback #backonline #burrowingmealworms

 

[Arthroverts]

SpeedToe said:
Bristles, whatcha do is ya web up yer hide and try and get the two-leggeds to drop em' on yer web. That way tem' mealworms get caught up in yer wb and can't bury temselves. Wrks for me.
#burrowingmealworms #getdemworms

 

[Arthroverts]

SpeedToe said:
My. Humidity. Is. Down. Again.
FOr the SEcond TIme THis MOnth!
C'mon!! I can't live like this!?!?!
#savetheavics!