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If Arachnids used social media.....

Discussion in 'Tarantula Chat' started by Arthroverts, Aug 12, 2016.

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    SpeedToe said:
    THat was my favurite part of bein' a sling, I remember getting up tha keepers shirt sleeve once and toatally freakin' i'm out.
    #SleeveHides #Escapeartist
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  2. Andrea82

    Andrea82 Arachnoking Active Member

    P.metallica4ever says:
    You think that is badass? Watch the panic that ensues when I pull a trick like that! She did fling me to a wall one time though and I broke my leg. Didn't bother me too much, after all we've got 8 of them anyway...
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  3. MexicanRadKnee said:
    Go Tarantulas! Anybody gonna bet against me? I thought not! You're going down scorps!
    #GoTarantulas! #ABLChampionship

    Invertebrate Sports News said:
    Four minutes left in the fourth quarter, Scorpions are up 106 to 99.
    Tarantulas take a timeout...

    Invertebrate Sports News said:
    Tarantulas pull G. pulchra, who has five fouls, and put in G. pulchripes, who has four fouls and 23 points on the night.
    Three-and-a-half minutes left, score is 106-101, Scorpions leading.
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  4. Moakmeister

    Moakmeister Arachnobaron

    Regina @HerMajestyTheQueen says:
    Today my keeper dropped a roach into my enclosure next to me. I ignored it for a moment, but then it moved so I lunged. But I ran right smack into a pair of tongs! I think my keeper must’ve assumed he dropped the roach too far away, and he was gonna pick it back up and drop it again, whatever. But me grabbing the tongs startled him and he jerked his hand with me holding on. I let go and went to the middle of me enclosure to let him close the lid. The roach chilled out in my burrow for awhile until I eventually caught it. What a needlessly crazy feeding.
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  5. Arana @TheStylin'Curly

    I can't believe my keeper attempted to feed me today. Wasn't it obvious I was enjoying my beauty sleep? Being this gorgeous takes a lot of work. Yep yep, she sure deserves some hairs to the face!
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  6. Invertebrate Sports News said:
    Tarantulas player X. immanis just hit a three, pulling the tarantulas to within two, 106-104, with three minutes left.

    Invertebrate Sports News said:
    Scorpions call a timeout.
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  7. AngelDeVille

    AngelDeVille Arachno HoneyBadger Arachnosupporter

    Grubbin’ on some grubs YO! Oops that was a finger....JK....LOL...

    Selfie incoming....
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  8. Wolfspidurguy

    Wolfspidurguy Arachnobaron

    Palegreenassasssin: just finished molting yesterday and I have some dank new wings hecc yeah

    Skittlestheavic: the keeper gabe me a cricket for the third day in a row he said something like "the pet store didn't feed you enough look at how small your abdomen is" whatever I'm not complaining. Update: he walked into the room to see I had finished the cricket already he was absolutely baffled I love messing with the keeper it's a little bit of pay back for naming me "skittle butt" thanks for that name @tewebag :rolleyes: (sorry I tagged you cas I thought you were the one who suggested that name)
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  9. MexicanRadKnee said:
    I can't wait for the Arthropod Soccer League games to start again.
    #nomoreABL #GoASL #VivaLaTaratulasinASL
  10. Invertebrate Sports News said:
    Scorpions are up 116 to 115, with 25 seconds left, Scorpions with possession.
    Scorpions bring it down...Tarantulas foul.

    Invertebrate Sports News said:
    Scorps player V. carolinianus make the first one...
    Intentionally misses the second one...

    Invertebrate Sports News said:
    All the players are in a scrum...

    Invertebrate Sports News said:
    Scorpions have it! They pass outside to U. yaschenkoi, he shoots.......

    Invertebrate Sports News said:
    Its good! Its good! Scorpions are up 119-115 with 10 seconds left!

    Invertebrate Sports News said:
    T. stirmi, is bringing it down, she hurls it downrange!
    Oh my goodness! It doinks off the backboard!
    The chase for the ball is on!
    A. metallica has it!
    Its a miss!
    Scorpions win! Scorpions Win!

    Invertebrate Sports News said:
    Scorpions win Game 1 of the ABL Championship! Defeating the Tarantulas 119-115!
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  11. The Imperative Emperor said:
    Hey! Thar's a nw box on the shelf! From ecapsrebyC ni sguB. What dos that remind me of?
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  12. Wolfspidurguy

    Wolfspidurguy Arachnobaron

    Longjawjessica: just came to this strange place in a pringles can can anyone tell me what this place is

    RookdaBalbo: @longjawjessica this place is nice lots of dirt to dig in and food to eat just dont try to kiss the human
  13. Bristles said:
    Welcome Longjawjessica! This is....hmm. Not the wild that's for sure!
    #BornFree #ReturntotheWild
  14. Wolfspidurguy

    Wolfspidurguy Arachnobaron

    Notahuman: pfff the wild no one needs the wild #captivitysweetcaptivity
  15. MexicanRadKnee said:
    There's that hacker again! Now, I shall target that account with my new program and block it Forever! Whah Hah Hah!
  16. Tim Benzedrine

    Tim Benzedrine Prankster Possum Old Timer

    Looking for my children. We were all brown boxed and crossed the border illegally. Now we have all been separated and assigned to individual detention centers all over the country. #heartsick
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  17. MintyWood826

    MintyWood826 Arachnoknight Active Member

    BungeePholcid said:
    The lid's off!!!!! Let's go cliff jumping! Quick before the human can react! Ah yessssssss freeeeeeeedom! Now I can keep confusing the human with low webs when the rest of my kind makes them high!
    #SpiderCanBungeeJumpToo #FreeThePholcids
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  18. PanzoN88

    PanzoN88 Arachnobaron Active Member


    My keeper named me Mop.... OH THE AGONY!!!!!!


    I know how Mop feels, the name Broom isn't going to attract the mature Male of my dreams.


    I want cricket flesh.... feed me, feed me


    Worms, crickets, worms, crickets, worms, crickets


    Oh man I had too much to eat last night, I w as noted my keepers tweezers, but he wouldn't let me t asked them, talk about being stingy.
  19. MintyWood826

    MintyWood826 Arachnoknight Active Member

    SOS!!! The LPS people think I'm terrestrial! Help me!
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  20. MintyWood826

    MintyWood826 Arachnoknight Active Member


    I've found some politics!

    Says the MEXICAN red rump! :hilarious: