If Arachnids used social media.....

[Arthroverts]

SpeedToe said:
THat was my favurite part of bein' a sling, I remember getting up tha keepers shirt sleeve once and toatally freakin' i'm out.
#SleeveHides #Escapeartist

 

[Andrea82]

Skittlestheavic: the human was rehouseing me today and I decided to climb up his arm instead of going into the enclosure. The blank look he gives me when he has no idea how to get me into the enclosure while I'm on his arm is halarious.

P.metallica4ever says:
You think that is badass? Watch the panic that ensues when I pull a trick like that! She did fling me to a wall one time though and I broke my leg. Didn't bother me too much, after all we've got 8 of them anyway...

 

[Arthroverts]

MexicanRadKnee said:
Go Tarantulas! Anybody gonna bet against me? I thought not! You're going down scorps!
#GoTarantulas! #ABLChampionship

Invertebrate Sports News said:
Four minutes left in the fourth quarter, Scorpions are up 106 to 99.
Tarantulas take a timeout...
#ABLChampionship

Invertebrate Sports News said:
Tarantulas pull G. pulchra, who has five fouls, and put in G. pulchripes, who has four fouls and 23 points on the night.
Three-and-a-half minutes left, score is 106-101, Scorpions leading.
#ABLChampionship

 

[Moakmeister]

Regina @HerMajestyTheQueen says:
Today my keeper dropped a roach into my enclosure next to me. I ignored it for a moment, but then it moved so I lunged. But I ran right smack into a pair of tongs! I think my keeper must’ve assumed he dropped the roach too far away, and he was gonna pick it back up and drop it again, whatever. But me grabbing the tongs startled him and he jerked his hand with me holding on. I let go and went to the middle of me enclosure to let him close the lid. The roach chilled out in my burrow for awhile until I eventually caught it. What a needlessly crazy feeding.

 

[tarantulaguns]

Arana @TheStylin'Curly

I can't believe my keeper attempted to feed me today. Wasn't it obvious I was enjoying my beauty sleep? Being this gorgeous takes a lot of work. Yep yep, she sure deserves some hairs to the face!

 

[Arthroverts]

Invertebrate Sports News said:
Tarantulas player X. immanis just hit a three, pulling the tarantulas to within two, 106-104, with three minutes left.
#ABLChampionship

Invertebrate Sports News said:
Scorpions call a timeout.
#ABLChampionship

 

[AngelDeVille]

Grubbin’ on some grubs YO! Oops that was a finger....JK....LOL...

Selfie incoming....

 

[Wolfspidurguy]

Palegreenassasssin: just finished molting yesterday and I have some dank new wings hecc yeah

Skittlestheavic: the keeper gabe me a cricket for the third day in a row he said something like "the pet store didn't feed you enough look at how small your abdomen is" whatever I'm not complaining. Update: he walked into the room to see I had finished the cricket already he was absolutely baffled I love messing with the keeper it's a little bit of pay back for naming me "skittle butt" thanks for that name @tewebag (sorry I tagged you cas I thought you were the one who suggested that name)

 

[Arthroverts]

MexicanRadKnee said:
I can't wait for the Arthropod Soccer League games to start again.
#nomoreABL #GoASL #VivaLaTaratulasinASL

 

[Arthroverts]

Invertebrate Sports News said:
Scorpions are up 116 to 115, with 25 seconds left, Scorpions with possession.
Scorpions bring it down...Tarantulas foul.
#ABLChampionship

Invertebrate Sports News said:
Scorps player V. carolinianus make the first one...
Intentionally misses the second one...
#ABLChampionship

Invertebrate Sports News said:
All the players are in a scrum...
#ABLChampionship

Invertebrate Sports News said:
Scorpions have it! They pass outside to U. yaschenkoi, he shoots.......
#ABLChampionship

Invertebrate Sports News said:
Its good! Its good! Scorpions are up 119-115 with 10 seconds left!
#ABLChampionship

Invertebrate Sports News said:
T. stirmi, is bringing it down, she hurls it downrange!
Oh my goodness! It doinks off the backboard!
The chase for the ball is on!
A. metallica has it!
Its a miss!
Scorpions win! Scorpions Win!
#ABLChampionship

Invertebrate Sports News said:
Scorpions win Game 1 of the ABL Championship! Defeating the Tarantulas 119-115!
#ABLChampionship

 

[Arthroverts]

The Imperative Emperor said:
Hey! Thar's a nw box on the shelf! From ecapsrebyC ni sguB. What dos that remind me of?
#StrangeLanguage

 

[Wolfspidurguy]

Longjawjessica: just came to this strange place in a pringles can can anyone tell me what this place is

RookdaBalbo: @longjawjessica this place is nice lots of dirt to dig in and food to eat just dont try to kiss the human

 

[Arthroverts]

Bristles said:
Welcome Longjawjessica! This is....hmm. Not the wild that's for sure!
#BornFree #ReturntotheWild

 

[Wolfspidurguy]

Bristles said:
Welcome Longjawjessica! This is....hmm. Not the wild that's for sure!
#BornFree #ReturntotheWild

Notahuman: pfff the wild no one needs the wild #captivitysweetcaptivity

 

[Arthroverts]

MexicanRadKnee said:
There's that hacker again! Now, I shall target that account with my new program and block it Forever! Whah Hah Hah!
#BegoneHacker!

 

[Tim Benzedrine]

Looking for my children. We were all brown boxed and crossed the border illegally. Now we have all been separated and assigned to individual detention centers all over the country. #heartsick

 

[MintyWood826]

BungeePholcid said:
The lid's off!!!!! Let's go cliff jumping! Quick before the human can react! Ah yessssssss freeeeeeeedom! Now I can keep confusing the human with low webs when the rest of my kind makes them high!
#SpiderCanBungeeJumpToo #FreeThePholcids

 

[PanzoN88]

MoptheBalbopilosum:

My keeper named me Mop.... OH THE AGONY!!!!!!

BroomTheBalbopilosum:

I know how Mop feels, the name Broom isn't going to attract the mature Male of my dreams.

E_pachyous_LaReinaDeLosDiablos:

I want cricket flesh.... feed me, feed me

Bschroederi:

Worms, crickets, worms, crickets, worms, crickets

P.atrichromatusMeat:

Oh man I had too much to eat last night, I w as noted my keepers tweezers, but he wouldn't let me t asked them, talk about being stingy.

 

[MintyWood826]

Pinktoeclimber:
SOS!!! The LPS people think I'm terrestrial! Help me!

#savetheavics

 

[MintyWood826]

Pinktoeclimber:

I've found some politics!

"Vote for Donald Redrump". Make Arachnids Great Again!"

Donald Redrump:
The web just got 10 inches higher.

Says the MEXICAN red rump!