Got any tarantula jokes?

[Moakmeister]

Fun thread!

What do T's and castration have in common?

They both make grown men scream like little girls!

I'll exit through the back lol

Oh my f-

 

[Dovey]

"Ouch."

Get it??? Ouch?

"Tarantula walks into a bar... Ouch!"

...Yeah???

Wow, tough crowd.

 

[NYAN]

What’s black, white and red all over?

Nhandu chromatus.. sort of.

 

[WildSpider]

What's a tarantual's favorite holiday?





Fangsgiving

 

[NYAN]

There should be a grunt or sigh rating I’ve decided.

 

[Lucashank]

What did the 1.0.0 say to the 0.1.0?
"Will you Megaphobema valentine?"

 

[JAFUENTES]

What did the male tarantula say to the female tarantula?

Please don't eat me cause that was fangtastic.

 

[MintyWood826]

"Dubia good hoomin and pass the roaches"

--tarantulas​

 

[SuzukiSwift]

Which tarantulas make the best pirates?

Arrrrrrrrrrboreals

Yes I know what you’re thinking