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Discussion in 'Tarantula Chat' started by Moakmeister, Sep 13, 2018.
Not memes, jokes that you type.
What's a tarantula's favorite drink?
Whats a Red Knee’s favourite marine creature?
... Hamorii eel
I had to think about 5 minutes before I got that one... .
I got it instantly, just read hamorri in Steve Irwins accent and it sounds just like moray lol.
What’s the poecilotheria’s favorite dance?
The hokie pokie.
Yes, I know I deserve death by firing squad.
What's its favourite TV show?
Who's the only tamed Theraphosidae? Peanut!
But this isn't a joke at all
Which genus likes to party the most?
I'll see myself out.
this thread was a mistake
I don’t know. It seemed funny.
What's a tarantula's favorite kid's show?
LasioDora the Explorer
What's everybody got against puns?
What do tarantulas and my penis have in common?
Most women won't touch them.
This thread was a good choice
What's a tarantula's favorite food?
Did you hear about the nine-legged T who won best in show at the British Tarantula Society's annual competition?
He had a leg up on the competition.
Hey, T keeper. What’s your favorite true spider?
I like cosidae.
What do T's and castration have in common?
They both make grown men scream like little girls!
I'll exit through the back lol
Ooooooooooooooh, I get it!
Tarantula walks into a bar...