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Got any tarantula jokes?

Discussion in 'Tarantula Chat' started by Moakmeister, Sep 13, 2018 at 3:01 PM.

  1. Moakmeister

    Moakmeister Arachnobaron

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    Not memes, jokes that you type.

    What's a tarantula's favorite drink?

    T
     
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  2. KezyGLA

    KezyGLA Arachnoking Active Member

    Whats a Red Knee’s favourite marine creature?







    ... Hamorii eel
     
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  3. boina

    boina Lady of the mites Arachnosupporter

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    I had to think about 5 minutes before I got that one... :shifty:.
     
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  4. Nightstalker47

    Nightstalker47 Arachnoprince Active Member

    I got it instantly, just read hamorri in Steve Irwins accent and it sounds just like moray lol.
     
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  5. NYAN

    NYAN Arachnoangel Active Member

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    What’s the poecilotheria’s favorite dance?

    The hokie pokie.

    Yes, I know I deserve death by firing squad.
     
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  6. The Grym Reaper

    The Grym Reaper Arachnoreaper Arachnosupporter

    What's its favourite TV show?


    hamorii Show :dead:
     
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  7. Chris LXXIX

    Chris LXXIX Arachnoemperor Active Member

    Who's the only tamed Theraphosidae? Peanut!

    But this isn't a joke at all :pompous:
     
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  8. The Grym Reaper

    The Grym Reaper Arachnoreaper Arachnosupporter

    Which genus likes to party the most?

    Rave-icularia

    I'll see myself out.
     
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  9. Moakmeister

    Moakmeister Arachnobaron

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    this thread was a mistake
     
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  10. BoyFromLA

    BoyFromLA ‎٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و Arachnosupporter

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    [Idiot]hele mira.

    I don’t know. It seemed funny.
     
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  11. Stormsky

    Stormsky Arachnopeon

    What's a tarantula's favorite kid's show?

    LasioDora the Explorer
     
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  12. MintyWood826

    MintyWood826 Arachnoknight Active Member

    What's everybody got against puns? :bucktooth:
     
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  13. mmcg

    mmcg Arachnosquire Active Member

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    What do tarantulas and my penis have in common?

    Most women won't touch them.
     
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  14. Moakmeister

    Moakmeister Arachnobaron

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    This thread was a good choice
     
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  15. MintyWood826

    MintyWood826 Arachnoknight Active Member

    What's a tarantula's favorite food?


    Roached eggs.
     
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  16. miss moxie

    miss moxie Arachnoprince Active Member

    Did you hear about the nine-legged T who won best in show at the British Tarantula Society's annual competition?

    He had a leg up on the competition.
     
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  17. FrDoc

    FrDoc Arachnoknight Active Member

    Hey, T keeper. What’s your favorite true spider?

    I like cosidae.
     
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  18. Katiekooleyes

    Katiekooleyes Arachnopeon Active Member

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    Fun thread! :happy:

    What do T's and castration have in common?

    They both make grown men scream like little girls!

    I'll exit through the back lol
     
  19. Dovey

    Dovey Arachnobaron Active Member

    Ooooooooooooooh, I get it!
     
  20. Dovey

    Dovey Arachnobaron Active Member

    Tarantula walks into a bar...

    Ouch.