Got any tarantula jokes?

[Moakmeister]

Not memes, jokes that you type.

What's a tarantula's favorite drink?

T

 

[KezyGLA]

Whats a Red Knee’s favourite marine creature?







... Hamorii eel

 

[boina]

Whats a Red Knee’s favourite marine creature?







... Hamorii eel

I had to think about 5 minutes before I got that one... .

 

[Nightstalker47]

I had to think about 5 minutes before I got that one... .

I got it instantly, just read hamorri in Steve Irwins accent and it sounds just like moray lol.

 

[NYAN]

What’s the poecilotheria’s favorite dance?

The hokie pokie.

Yes, I know I deserve death by firing squad.

 

[The Grym Reaper]

Whats a Red Knee’s favourite marine creature?

What's its favourite TV show?


hamorii Show

 

[Chris LXXIX]

Who's the only tamed Theraphosidae? Peanut!

But this isn't a joke at all

 

[The Grym Reaper]

Which genus likes to party the most?

Rave-icularia

I'll see myself out.

 

[Moakmeister]

Which genus likes to party the most?

Rave-icularia

I'll see myself out.

this thread was a mistake

 

[BoyFromLA]

[Idiot]hele mira.

I don’t know. It seemed funny.

 

[Stormsky]

What's a tarantula's favorite kid's show?

LasioDora the Explorer

 

[MintyWood826]

this thread was a mistake

What's everybody got against puns?

 

[Minty]

What do tarantulas and my penis have in common?

Most women won't touch them.

 

[Moakmeister]

What do tarantulas and my penis have in common?

Most women won't touch them.

This thread was a good choice

 

[MintyWood826]

What's a tarantula's favorite food?


Roached eggs.

 

[miss moxie]

Did you hear about the nine-legged T who won best in show at the British Tarantula Society's annual competition?

He had a leg up on the competition.

 

[FrDoc]

Hey, T keeper. What’s your favorite true spider?

I like cosidae.

 

[Katiekooleyes]

Fun thread!

What do T's and castration have in common?

They both make grown men scream like little girls!

I'll exit through the back lol

 

[Dovey]

I got it instantly, just read hamorri in Steve Irwins accent and it sounds just like moray lol.

Ooooooooooooooh, I get it!

 

[Dovey]

Tarantula walks into a bar...

Ouch.